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Fight The Future

SEASON FOUR

Herrenvolk	Never Again
Home	Momento Mori
Teliko	Kaddish
Unruhe	Unrequited
The Field Where I Died	Tempus Fugit
Sanguinarium	Max
Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man	Synchrony
Tunguska	Small Potatoes
Terma	Zero Sum
Paper Hearts	Elegy
El Mundo Gira	Demons
Leonard Betts	Gethsemane

HERRENVOLK

Scully: "You busy Agent Pendrell?"
Pendrell: "No, I was just ah..."

Marita: "Not everything dies, Mr. Mulder."

Scully: "Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it. So that's a place to start. That's where the hope is."

HOME

Scully: "Meanwhile I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the Ab-roller."

Scully: "Mulder, if you had to do without a cellphone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia."

Mulder: "Well just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic make-up and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little Uber-Scullies!"

Mulder: "Well aside from the need for corrective lenses and the tendency to be abducted by extra-terrestrials involved in an international governmental conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster."

Scully: "Now we all have a natural instinct to propagate."
Mulder: "Do we?!"

Mulder: "Scully. I never saw you as a mother before."

Scully: "You still planning on making a home here?"
Mulder: "No, not if I can't get the Nicks game."

Mulder: (on the pigs)"Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?"

Mulder: "Is there some secret farmer trick to get these things moving?"
Scully: "I don't know... nar ram ewe, nar ram ewe!"
Mulder: "Yeah that'll work."
Scully: "I babysat my nephew this weekend. He watches Babe 15 times a day."
Mulder: "And people call me spooky."

TELIKO

Mulder: "There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite find it."

THE FIELD WHERE I DIED

Scully: "Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day. Except for maybe that flukeman thing, I could have lived without that just fine."

SANGUINARIUM

Scully: "Well, if it's that simple, why don't you put out an APB for someone riding a broomstick and wearing a tall black hat?!"

MUSINGS OF A CIGARETTE-SMOKING MAN

Mulder: "No one would kill you, Frohike, you're just a little puppy dog."

CSM: "Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for."

Bill Mulder: "My 1 year-old just said his first word."
CSM: "What was the word?"
Bill Mulder: "JFK."

Conspiracy man: "Is there a cover story?"
CSM: "Tell them it was done by men from outer space!"

CSM: "I can kill you whenever I please. But not today."

TUNGUSKA

Krycek: "Hey, you go underground, you gotta learn to live with the rats."
Mulder: "I'm sure you had no trouble adapting."

Pendrell: (on 'dead' man)"These are level 4 suits. Exactly what he's wearing..."

Scully: "Oh my God! This man's alive!"
Pendrell: "He can't be - he's not breathing."

Mulder: "I'm leaving the window rolled down. If I'm not back in a week, I'll call Agent Scully to come by and bring you a bowl of water."

PAPER HEARTS

Scully: "You said it yourself once. You said that a - a dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask."

EL MUNDO GIRA

Scully: "Purple rain?"
Mulder: "Yeah, great album. Deeply flawed movie though."

Scully: "It makes perfect sense Mulder. Admit it, you fell for it. Your fortean event turned out to be nothing more than the oldest story in the book; two men, one woman, trouble."

Agent Lozano: "I will tell you with a tremendous degree of certainty that this guy is not Eric Estrada."

Mulder: "Scully, I've been thinking - I know that's dangerous, but just bear with me."

LEONARD BETTS

Mulder: (finding Bett's head) "I think I got the toy surprise."

Mulder: "Blinked or winked?"

Scully: "Leonard Betts - without his head."
Mulder: "Yeah."
Scully: "Mulder - I don't even know how to respond to that!"

Scully: "...the specimen can be sliced for examination."
Mulder: "Or you got yourself a nice paperweight."

Chuck: "No way!"
Mulder: "Way!"

Mulder: "On the other hand how evolved can a man be who drives a Dodge Dart?"
Scully: "Why do I think Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave right now?"

Mulder: (on identical bodies) "Will the real Leonard Betts please stand up."

NEVER AGAIN

Scully: "Your contact, while interesting in the context if science fiction was, at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode of Rocky and Bulwinkle!"

MOMENTO MORI

Mulder: "The truth will save you Scully. I think it will save both of us."

KADDISH

Scully: "...that Luria is back from the dead, that he's risen form the grave."
Brunjes: "What kind of Jew trick is this?"
Mulder: "A Jew pulled it off 2 thousand years ago."

TEMPUS FUGIT

Scully: "You sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday."

SMALL POTATOES

Mulder: "Were you abducted?"
Amanda Nelligan: "No, he dropped by my apartment one day and one thing sort of led to another."

Mulder: "If you're waiting for my usual theory as to what's going on, I don't have one."

Eddie: (in Mulder's apartment) "Where the hell do I sleep?!"