Bronschweig: "...the impossible scenario we never planned for? Well we better come up with a plan."
Mulder: "Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston, I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome."
Scully: "I had you."
Mulder: "No you didn't."
Scully: "Oh yeah. I had you big time."
Mulder: "You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle."
Scully: "I saw your face Mulder, there was a definite moment of panic."
Mulder: "You've never seen me panic. When I panic I make this face."
Scully: "That was the face!"
Mulder: "You didn't see that face."
Scully: "I saw that face. You're buying."
Mulder: "Coke, pepsi, saline IV?"
Scully: "Don't think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!"
Mulder: (on bomb)"Scully, you know that face I just showed you, I'm making it again."
Scully: "Are you drunk Mulder?"
Mulder: "I-I was until about 20 minutes ago, yeah."
Scully: "Was that before or after you decided to come here?"
Mulder: "What exactly are you implying?"
Mulder: (after Kurtzweil's speech)"They call me paranoid!"
Bronschweig: (on alien)"So much for little green men."
Kid: "You're not FBI Agents."
Mulder: "How do you know?"
Kid: "Cause you all look like door-to-door salesmen."
Mulder: "Five years together Scully, how many times have I been wrong? Never. - Not driving anyway."
Mulder: "Those could be giant Jiffy Pop poppers."
Mulder: "You saved me. A - as difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes your Goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You kept me honest. You made me a whole person. I owe you everything. Scully and you owe me nothing. I don't know if I want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can. And if I quit now, they win."
Mulder: (on seeing TLG)"Oh my God. Cowardly lion, Scarecrow, Toto."
Scully: "I don't believe the FBI currently has an investigative unit qualified to pursue the evidence in hand."
Scully: "If I quit now, they win."